“you only like imagine dragons because of radioactive”
IT LOOKS LIKE A HORSE EATING OUT OF YOUR HAND
horse whisperer
i was gonna scold you but holy shit it does. horse africa. hafrica
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what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together
thats the quickest ive lost a follower
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.
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hi guys :) i’m at half inches now! woop
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i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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wait i actually have a boyfriend now but i really dont wanna redo my ‘this is where my boyfriend goes’ page because jokes and hahaha comedy sigh
you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ
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don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a childdon’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask
don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat
don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me
don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it
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someone called me popular because a bunch of people knew my name but i had to explain that was only because i cut off all my hair and dyed it blue red purple etc and i walked around like i wanted to kill a man because i was mad at the fact i basically moved here from across the country
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